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0 Comments | Mar 09, 2018

Bang Head Here – Stress Reduction for the Wise

Is your manager always on your case? Did someone forget to copy you on an important email? Have you worked on the wrong project for a full week before noticing it? If any of these scenarios ring a bell then we have the sign for you*.

With our state of the art Stress Reduction sign, you can remove virtually all stress from your life by simply hanging the sign against a firm surface, banging your head into said sign, and then repeating step two until your problems are solved or you’re unconscious. If the latter occurs, at least your stress is reduced for several fleeting moments of bliss.

*If your work life is going swimmingly and you can’t relate to the aforementioned circumstances, this sign also works for parents, students, drivers, and virtually any other situation where stress may occur.